In which, you find out what this is all about.


…Foolish, half-witted, nonsensical; it is usual to call a very prating shallow fellow, a “rank spoon.”


Age grants you wisdom so long as you are able to keep the car on the road. Case in point? I know that I don’t matter in the grand scheme of things. Caveat Emptor: that’s not going to keep me from writing.